Science just got
weird, thanks to Third Street Saints super fan and cloning enthusiast Jimmy
Torbitson. Refusing to believe that his hero Johnny Gat died fighting the
Syndicate, Torbitson meticulously acquired Gat’s DNA in order to clone the
Saints chief lieutenant and bring him back to life. But this is Saints Row, and
as always, something goes horribly, horribly wrong. It doesn’t help that
Torbitson got a C in high school chemistry...
Now Gat’s twisted
clone is on the loose, terrorizing Steelport and its well-heeled citizenry. But
just as science unleashed an abomination upon Steelport, it will also be its
savior. The new formula of the Saints Flow energy drink, part ginseng root, part
caffeine, and part secret sauce now endows you with super powers that just
happen to be super enough to take down a giant evil clone. Saints Flow remains
illegal in most countries, and prohibited in California.
So drink up, bear down, and strap it on
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